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Emily says she's got a Hot Grandad
She's got a Hot Grandad, all right?
What're we gonna do, dude?
Yeah what're we gonna do?
Cuz he ain't comin back tonight

All night, the city is willing, the flesh is ready
All right, these twelve days of drinkin
Are makin him sweaty

The PTA's talking about that Hot Grandad
Cuz he's a Hot Grandad, all right?
He's hittin the gym, bro
He's gettin real Zen
In a hot yoga class tonight

All night, the city is willing, the flesh is ready
All right, these twelve days of drinkin
Sure ain't pretty

He wrecked his voice
No one could understand
His doctor said
You better stop singin with that band
Then at the gym, deadliftin 355
She says to him
Won't you call me up sometime?

All night, the city is willing, the flesh is ready
All right, the string are weak
Guitars are heavy

He called her up
No one could understand
Well maybe this date
Coulda been better planned
Where's he going now?
He caught an Uber
This silver fox is runnin
From a pack of wild cougars

He's a Hot Grandad

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from Waiting for the Weather to Change, released February 20, 2019

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Mannequins in Cages Portland, Oregon

Mannequins In Cages had their start in 2015 when Ben, Siobhán, John, and Jesse met at the weekly open mic at the late, great Pub at the End of the Universe. Their full-band vocals and smart rhythmic grooves have entertained audiences across Portland and Vancouver. A little bit punk, a little bit emo, a little bit hardcore: all Mannequins In Cages. ... more

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